Anthropica by David Hollander

Author:David Hollander [Hollander, David]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Animal Riot Press
Published: 2020-08-31T22:00:00+00:00

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I’m Jack Dregs and what I do is I fucking dominate. Go ahead, test me your Rulership. Multiple choice, true-or-false, short form essay, I will dominate your test by sheer force of will and then I will send the pieces back to you in an envelope that I have ruled the living shit out of, which you want to know how you rule the living shit out of a fucking envelope? by sheer force of will that’s how. I come from two parents, one dominates and one gets dominated. Getting dominated is bullshit. Want to know my favorite food, Rulerships? Meatballs. That cow got worked. Killed to fucking death at the end of a long death-chute and then his fucking insides get grounded up into fucking cow paste and then mashed into a fucking ball that I can cook and fucking eat. That is total culinary domination. Also veal. You tie the baby lamb down and force feed the fucker its own fucking milk or some shit and then you bash his fucking head in. What’s that, little lamb? You want me to eat your fucking brains too? I will eat your little itty bitty fucking brains. I don’t even care if the world is over Your Rulership because I will continue to dominate this bullshit. Bacon. You’re eating the pig’s fucking stomach. Its stomach fills your stomach. That is seriously fucked up domination. Want to know what I think of the rainforests? Good fucking riddance. So long trees and so long birdies and bye bye little spiders and hasta luego the rest of you little insignificant fuckers, we will no longer be dominating you ten acres at a time so as to have as much fucking IKEA furniture as we want because instead we just dominated you to the tune of good-fucking-bye forever have a nice extinction. When is enough enough Your fucking Rulership? Never, that’s when. Where’d you put the fucking planet? Oh, here’s your fucking planet. I had it up my ass. Bring him out now and watch me work. I was a motherfucking Boy Scout and I dominated that shit. Little League? Dominated. Pop Warner? Dominated. The President’s fucking Fitness Test? I owned that bullshit. SATs? Okay, I did not dominate the SATs but I totally dominated college which is where I discovered the activity of Maximum fucking Domination, Ultimate Fucking Frisbee. It’s like it was dreamed up just for me. It’s not even a fucking sport, just a bunch of domination-ready left-wing douchebags dreaming of life on the other side of the fucking bayonet that has always fucking stabbed their guts out. Ask you know who. Where is that fucking pussy? I got some McMuffin wrappers I kept in my pocket all through Your Rulership’s total fucking mechanical domination of my stupid fucking species. Bring him out and I will own that motherfucker according to your wishes Supreme Fucking Leader, subcontract that domination to Jack Dregs and I will fucking devour that bullshit. And let’s not forget sausages, Rulership.

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